:15:14
"Derek Zoolander: a model, idiot"
:15:37
- Brint!
- Huh?
:15:51
Rufus, Brint and Meekus
were like brothers to me.
:15:56
And when I say brother, I don't
mean like an actual brother...
:15:59
but I mean it like the way
black people use it...
:16:02
which is more meaningful, I think.
:16:04
If there's anything that this
horrible tragedy can teach us...
:16:08
it's that a male model's life
is a precious, precious commodity.
:16:12
Just because we have chiseled abs...
:16:16
and stunning features...
:16:18
it doesn't mean that we can't die
in a freak gasoline fight accident.
:16:23
So today, ladies and gentlemen,
I'd like to take this opportunity...
:16:27
to announce my retire...
:16:38
Hansel.
He's so hot right now.
:16:42
I would like to take this oppor...
:16:45
People!
:16:47
I'd like to announce my retirement
from the male modeling profession.
:16:52
What?
:16:54
I'm pretty sure there's a lot more
to life than being good-looking.
:16:58
And I plan on finding out
what that is. Thank you.