:18:05
Go back home?
You're overreacting...
:18:07
I want to do something meaningful
with my life, Maury...
:18:09
I have deeper thoughts on my mind.
:18:12
The other day, I was thinking
about volunteering...
:18:14
to help teach underprivileged
children to learn how to read.
:18:17
Just thinking about it was the most
rewarding experience I've ever had.
:18:20
Derek, I don't think you're cut out
for that kind of thing.
:18:22
I mean, maybe I could even have
my own institute.
:18:24
We could call it the Derek Zoolander
Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good.
:18:30
What about us?
We built this place together.
:18:32
Look out! Tushy squeeze!
:18:36
When I met you,
you were a junior petite...
:18:38
who couldn't book
a goddamn Sears catalog...
:18:40
and who couldn't turn left
to save his ass.
:18:42
- Now look at you.
- I can turn left!
:18:44
Yeah, right.
:18:46
Please. Some male models go left
at the end of a runway...
:18:48
others go right.
:18:50
You got a lot of gifts, but hanging
a louie just isn't one of them.
:18:53
Sit down!
:18:56
Hey, you want to hear
some great news?
:19:02
Mugatu wants you
for his new campaign.
:19:05
Didn't you hear me, Maury?
I just retired.
:19:08
But this is Mugatu, Derek.
:19:10
Right now, this guy is so hot...
:19:12
he can take a crap,
wrap it in tin foil...
:19:14
put a couple of fishhooks on it...
:19:16
and sell it to Queen Elizabeth
as earrings.
:19:21
Derek, you're the laughing stock
of the entire fashion world.
:19:27
What do we do
when we fall off the horse?
:19:35
We get back on.
:19:39
Sorry, Maury.
I'm not a gymnast.
:19:43
I'm going back home. I need
to get in touch with my roots.
:19:46
Figure out who I am.
See you around, Maury.