:24:08
Why'd you have to come back
to this damn town?
:24:12
I wanted to make
a new life for myself.
:24:14
I'm sorry I was born
with this perfect bone structure.
:24:17
That my hair looks better
done up with gel and mousse...
:24:20
than hidden under a stupid hat
with a light on it!
:24:24
All I ever wanted to do
was make you proud of me, Pop.
:24:27
With what? Your male modeling?
:24:31
Prancing around in your underwear
with your wiener hanging out?
:24:37
You're dead to me, boy.
:24:41
You're more dead to me
than your dead mother.
:24:46
I just thank the Lord she didn't
live to see her son as a mermaid.
:24:53
Mer-man.
:25:09
Who am I?
:25:22
Hello? Derek,you hearing me?
:25:25
- God?
- God?
:25:27
Wihat the shit are you talking about?
It's me... Maury...
:25:30
I hope you're finished
touching your roots...
:25:32
because Mugatu's making you
an offer you won 't believe...
:25:34
You gotta get your took us back here...
:25:41
Well, to tell you the truth,
I was a little hesitant at first.
:25:45
I mean, you've never hired me
before, and I've been around...
:25:49
For ages and ages.
You've been around for a long time.
:25:51
I never wanted anything from you.
:25:53
And now that you're retired,
I can't have you.
:25:55
And it's funny
how it switches like that.
:25:57
But now the forbidden fruit
must be tasted.