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:35:02
You have 1,200 messages...
:35:07
That is a bit above average.
:35:08
- Derek, what happened in that spa?
- I don't know.

:35:11
A little massage,
some aromatherapy.

:35:13
I mean, look, lady, you can't just
come barging into people's lofts...

:35:17
wanting sex,
then changing your mind...

:35:19
then telling them that they've been
in a day spa for a week...

:35:21
You have been in a day spa
for a week.

:35:24
So what?
:35:25
Do you understand that the world
does not revolve around you...

:35:28
and your "do whatever it takes,
ruin as many people's lives"...

:35:31
so long as you can make a name
foryourself as a journalist...

:35:33
no matter how many friends
you lose...

:35:35
or people you leave dead
and bloodied along the way...

:35:38
just so long as you can make a name
foryourself as a journalist...

:35:41
no matter how many friends
you lose...

:35:43
or people you leave dead and
bloodied and dying along the way?

:35:49
I told you I was sorry
about that article.

:35:51
Enough! My head hurts!
:35:53
And if it indeed is
what day you claim it is...

:35:55
I have a pre-runway party
to attend, if you'll excuse me.

:36:01
- By the way...
- What?

:36:03
With your complexion...
:36:05
you really shouldn't be wearing
your hair pulled back that tight.

:36:07
What are you talking about?
:36:09
It pulls back the skin
on your forehead...

:36:11
creating a tension
which clogs the pores.

:36:13
That's why you have some light
pattern dryness around your scalp.

:36:16
Do you mind?
:36:26
Cool.
:36:39
I do not like snoopy reporter
with lack of fashion sense.

:36:42
Not one little bit.
:36:45
Not one little bit.
:36:49
Hey, I just E-mailed you
all those searches...

:36:51
on the male models who've
appeared in Mugatu campaigns.

:36:54
It's pretty weird. It seems
like all of Mr. Mugatu's models...

:36:58
have a bad habit of dying young
in freak accidents.


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