:50:00
Male models are genetically
constructed to become assassins...
:50:03
They're in peak
physical condition...
:50:08
They can gain entry to the most
secure places in the world.
:50:13
And most important of all,
models don't think for themselves.
:50:16
- They do as they're told.
- That is not true.
:50:20
Yes it is, Derek.
:50:22
Yeah. Think about any photo shoot
you've ever been on.
:50:27
You're a monkey, Derek!
:50:29
Dance, monkey,
in your little spangly shoes!
:50:32
Mash your cymbals, chimpy!
Dance, Derek, dance!
:50:35
Good point.
:50:37
But if this has been going on
for so long, Mugatu...
:50:40
He's just a punk-ass errand boy...
:50:42
working for an international
syndicate of fashion designers.
:50:44
You do a little background check
on your Mr. Mugatu.
:50:47
You'll find he sold his soul to the
devil for a shot at the big time.
:50:52
But why male models?
:50:58
Are you serious? I just...
I just told you that a moment ago.
:51:02
Right.
:51:03
You're a killing machine, Derek.
They've programmed you.
:51:07
But I won't do it.
I won't kill anybody.
:51:08
It's not up to you. At the proper
moment, they'll triggeryou.
:51:11
Usually using an auditory or visual
Pavlovian response mechanism.
:51:15
- "Audi-what-ey"?
- And when it's over...
:51:20
What? There's an after party?
:51:26
Derek, get down!
:51:30
You gotta get
to Maury Ballstein's computer.
:51:32
He recorded everything
in case they ever turned on him.
:51:39
Derek, get a grip!
:51:41
Good luck to you, Derek. I've
always been a fan of Blue Steel.
:51:46
And I hear Magnum
is gonna blow us all away.
:51:50
Come on!
:51:52
- Get out of here.
- Hang in there,J.P.
:51:55
You freakin' idiot!