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:52:02
Man, that was close... I can't
believe Maury's in on it too...

:52:06
That she-male Katinka's
not messing around...

:52:08
You're telling me!
For a second there...

:52:10
I thought someone was gonna
be reading our "eugoogoly"

:52:12
Okay, all right,
we need a place to hide.

:52:15
Where's the last place anyone
would ever expect to look foryou?

:52:17
I don't know.
:52:18
Think, okay?
This is important!

:52:26
I hate Hansel! Hansel, Hansel!
Everywhere I look! Hansel!

:52:40
Were you looking for a rematch?
:52:43
Excuse me, Hansel. I don't think
there's an easy way to put this...

:52:46
so I am just gonna lay it out.
:52:48
Derek has been brainwashed...
:52:52
to kill the prime minister
of Malaysia.

:52:55
And?
:52:57
And we need a place to hide until
we figure this whole thing out.

:53:01
Derek said this would be the last
place anyone would look for him.

:53:06
Yeah, you're cool to hide here.
:53:08
But first, me and him
gotta straighten some shit out.

:53:13
Fine.
:53:16
Why you been acting
so messed up towards me?

:53:20
Why you been acting
so messed up towards me?

:53:28
Well, you go first.
:53:30
I don't know. Maybe I felt
a little threatened or something...

:53:32
'cause your career
is kind of just blossoming...

:53:35
and mine's kind ofwinding down
or whatever.

:53:38
And I felt like,
"This guy's really hurting me"...

:53:42
and it hurt.
:53:45
And I felt like when you told me
to "dere-lick" my balls...

:53:48
that really hurt.
:53:50
Maybe I was scared, man.
You're Derek Zoolander!

:53:54
Yeah, you're Derek Zoolander.
:53:56
You know what it's like to be
another model in Zoolander's shadow?


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