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Derek, you know Natani and Chloe.
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We got Buzzy Sullivan,
big wave surfer from Maverick's.

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Hey, bra.
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Oh, this is this fantastic band,
the Little Kings...

:55:10
I met when I was ice sailing
in Finland.

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That's my Sherpa, Lapsang.
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Hey, everybody!
Listen up for a second.

:55:19
Derek and Matilda are hiding 'cause
some dudes brainwashed Derek...

:55:22
to off the prime minister
of Micronesia.

:55:24
- Malaysia.
- Right.

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So, they're gonna be hiding here.
Let's show them a good time.

:55:29
- Right on!
- All right, come on, over here.

:55:32
Oh, hey, Ennui,
will you do me a favor?

:55:34
Will you get me some of that tea
that me and Lapsang got...

:55:36
when we were climbing
the Mayan ruins?

:55:46
This is really strong tea.
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No, it's just right.
Trust me.

:55:50
What with all the intrigue
you guys have been dealing with.

:55:53
You know, Matilda, I'm surprised
you're so worried about "Der-rock"'

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From that article that I read,
it seems like...

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you don't really care too much
about guys in our line ofwork.

:56:05
Why do you hate models, Matilda?
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- Honestly?
- Yes.

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I think they're vain, stupid...
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and incredibly self-centered.
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I totally agree with you.
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But how do you feel
about male models?

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Sweet.
:56:27
Okay, but seriously, Matil.
Is it all right if I call you Matil?

:56:33
What's the deal, yo-yo?
:56:35
You're not telling us everything.
There's something else, isn't there?

:56:39
You guys really want
to know the truth?

:56:41
- Yeah.
- Then I'm gonna tell you the truth.

:56:46
When I was in seventh grade...
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I was the fat kid in my class.
:56:57
All right, forget it.
:56:58
- No.
- Dude, be cool tonight. Come on.


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