Zoolander
prev.
play.
mark.
next.

:57:00
I'm sorry.
Please, go ahead. My mistake.

:57:04
I was the one that all the pretty
girls used to make fun of.

:57:07
It was an awkward phase.
:57:12
Anyway...
:57:14
every day after school,
I would come home and...

:57:18
you know, I'd flip through the pages
of my mom's Vogue and Glamour...

:57:22
And I just...
:57:24
I'd look at these women...
:57:26
these perfect, beautiful...
:57:30
just unbelievable, skinny women.
:57:33
I just couldn't...
:57:35
Oh, I couldn't understand
why I didn't look like them.

:57:41
I just didn't get it.
:57:42
So, um...
:57:45
So I became...
:57:52
What?
:57:55
Bulimic.
:58:00
You can read minds?
:58:09
It's when you throw up
after every meal.

:58:13
See, this is exactly
what you models do to people.

:58:16
You make them feel bad
about themselves.

:58:23
So what?
I throw up after lots of meals.

:58:27
So do I. It's a great way
to lose pounds before a show.

:58:31
Are you guys insane?
Do you understand? It's a disease.

:58:34
How'd that affect you with guys?
Did they not want to get busy?

:58:38
- Good point.
- Oh. Okay. You know what?

:58:40
I'm not gonna sit here with both
of you and discuss my sex life or...

:58:47
Or lack thereof.
:58:51
Ooh, you mean,
like, like you, like you...

:58:54
- Haven't really done it...
- You haven't done it...

:58:56
Done it in a while, yeah.
:58:58
Okay, what's a while?
Like, eight days?


prev.
next.