:03:03
Who's more macho?
:03:05
Monty is more macho!
:03:06
What goes on
in your little head?
:03:08
A little of the tricks,
a little of the quicks.
:03:10
Boom. Bam. He's nabbed.
:03:11
Yeah, little tricks,
little quicks.
:03:13
You are bleeding.
You get bite.
:03:15
Dog's blood.
:03:16
God, you got to learn
to relax a little bit.
:03:18
Live a little.
:03:20
You have hole in neck
and blood is coming out.
:03:22
Little love bite
for saving his raggedy ass.
:03:26
Rule number one -- you cannot
grab half-dead animals.
:03:29
We have people
waiting for us.
:03:31
People with money.
:03:32
Ow.
:03:33
You want to play this cowboy!
:03:34
No -- dogboy
in middle of highway.
:03:36
Dogboy?
That's funny, Kostya.
:03:38
- Yes, funny.
- You mastered the language.
:03:40
You're bad luck, Monty.
You bring bad luck on me.
:03:42
Always everything
that can go wrong, go wrong.
:03:44
It is not just you and me
anymore when we go out.
:03:47
It's you and me and Doyle.
:03:48
Who's Doyle?
:03:49
Doyle! Doyle's Law.
:03:50
- It's Murphy.
- What?
:03:52
Who is Murphy?
:03:53
Who's Murphy? Who's Doyle?
:03:54
It's Murphy's Law --
:03:55
"Whatever can go wrong
will go wrong."
:03:57
- Him! Yes.
- Yes, him.