:57:00
I happen to be blessed
with a very big dick.
:57:06
Genetics, man.
:57:08
Doesn't dyeing your hair
drop you down a few places?
:57:11
Nope. Not at all.
:57:13
Only bothers women
if it bothers me.
:57:15
Going gray does bother you.
:57:16
- No, it doesn't.
- Of course it does.
:57:17
If it didn't bother you,
you wouldn't smear that goop
:57:19
all over your scalp
10 billion times a day.
:57:21
Hey, it's a non-issue, Jake.
:57:24
Well, are table manners
an issue?
:57:26
See that silver thing
to the left of your plate?
:57:29
- That's called a fork.
- Mm-hmm.
:57:31
And when people eat rice,
they use chopsticks or a fork.
:57:34
Yeah, and grown people
don't eat...fried rice
:57:37
with their bare hands.
:57:40
You don't know how to behave.
:57:42
You're busting my balls
on the way I eat?
:57:43
You spend the whole week
:57:45
figuring out how to defraud
foreign governments --
:57:47
whatever you do --
and then you get out of there
:57:50
and you go out
to the strange world
:57:51
outside your office
called reality...
:57:55
and you don't know
how to behave.
:58:00
- Oh, yeah?
- I rest my case.
:58:02
You gonna tell me
about reality?
:58:04
Jacob, you're a rich Jewish kid
from the Upper East Side
:58:06
who's ashamed of his wealth.
:58:10
You walk around unhappy 24-7
:58:12
trying to make up for the fact
that you were born privileged.
:58:15
Fuck that.
:58:17
You know what?
:58:18
That's just some knee-jerk
liberalism bullshit, man.
:58:22
You call that reality?
:58:32
So what's Monty?
:58:36
Let's see.
:58:41
Monty's going to prison.
:58:43
He's a doughnut --
big, fat zero.
:58:48
Yo.
:58:50
Let's not go to practice.
Just today.
:58:53
So don't go.
:58:54
Let's go to my house.
:58:57
Come on, Nat. Let's go.
:58:59
My mother won't be home
till late, either.