:01:01
But he's like...
"Five years from now,
:01:06
"she'll almost be out
of college.
:01:08
"l mean, I'll be 36.
:01:10
"You know, and...you know?
:01:12
Nothing wrong with that,
you know?"
:01:14
You haven't fucked her yet,
huh? Have you?
:01:19
No, I'm sorry. Were you
listening to what I just said?
:01:26
No, I haven't fucked her.
:01:28
Of course...
:01:29
That's good, because, man,
big mistake.
:01:33
Well, l...
I mean, I'm not a pervert.
:01:35
You know what a man should never
ask in a Victoria's Secret?
:01:38
What?
:01:39
"Does this come
in children's sizes?"
:01:41
Think about that.
:01:44
- What's that supposed to mean?
- It's literal.
:01:46
- It's a joke.
- It's literal?
:01:48
Why do we
always have to do this?
:01:50
Why can't we just sit down
and just shut the fuck up,
:01:52
have a beer, have a drink?
:01:53
What's the matter with you?
:01:55
Francis Xavier Slaughtery.
:01:56
Hey, baby.
:01:58
- How are you, Naturelle?
- Hey.
:02:00
- Nice to see you.
- You too.
:02:02
- Hi.
- How you doing, Jake?
:02:03
Nat.
:02:06
- You look fantastic.
- There you go.
:02:08
Thank you.
:02:09
What are you boys up to?
:02:11
Frank's just flirting
with the bartender.
:02:12
Oh, yeah?
What's the verdict?
:02:15
Guilty of looking good.
:02:16
Oh, she's just tits, Francis.
:02:18
Oh, yeah?
Did you see her ass?
:02:20
The girl's got a fine ass.
She's oozing sex appeal.
:02:23
Oh, she's oozing something.
:02:25
-
-
:02:26
See, that right there --
that is so typical.
:02:28
That's what
I'm talking about, Jake.
:02:30
Why is it that a woman walks
in the room with great tits,
:02:33
every other woman in the joint
says that she's a slut?
:02:36
I have great tits.
I'm not a slut.
:02:38
Says you.
Another thing --
:02:39
Hey!
:02:40
When I call a girl and I say,
"Hey, we're gonna meet
:02:42
for a dinner
at this particular place,"
:02:44
why can't I get off the phone
for a half an hour?
:02:46
That's a sickness.
You guys have a sickness.
:02:48
And tell me this.
Please explain this to me.
:02:51
Why is it that women feel
the need to cry
:02:53
after having great sex?
:02:55
- Hmm?
- Oh.
:02:56
Yeah. Why is that?
:02:57
What is up with that,
all right?
:02:59
Oh, my God.