:05:02
screwing every woman in sight.
:05:03
You want me to tell you it's OK,
that God forgives you...
:05:05
but at some point, it's not OK,
and he doesn't forgive you!
:05:07
What kind of advice is that?
:05:08
If you don't like my advice,
go see a real priest.
:05:10
How will you be a real priest
if you can't follow the rules?
:05:13
[Slam]
:05:17
Besides, you're...
:05:19
you're the only priest I know
who happens to be my brother.
:05:22
And you're only a year away
from being a real priest anyway.
:05:25
Two years.
Look, what you need to do...
:05:27
is deal with your emotions
and stop screwing around.
:05:30
What I don't need
is a lecture from you, dick.
:05:34
[Slam]
:05:36
JOHN.: You're the dickI
:05:37
[Slams door]
:05:39
"RYAN.: No. That sounds great".
"That sounds incredibIe".
:05:42
Uh-huh. We'll probably have
to bump a few things...
:05:45
from our schedule, but we can
make it happen for tonight.
:05:48
Yeah. Matt and I will
definitely be there tonight.
:05:50
We're putting our bells on
right now.
:05:51
[Laughs]
OK. All right. Bye-bye.
:05:55
-I can't go.
-What are you talking about?
:05:58
I just don't feel like it
right now.
:06:00
You don't fe--Look!
:06:02
I know you're still trying to
work out your Nicole issues...
:06:04
with the big black hole,
but trust me, trust me--
:06:07
I don't have any Nicole issues.
:06:08
Hi. I'm one of the many
pictures of Nicole...
:06:12
that infest Ryan and Matt's
"apartment after six months".
:06:14
And she's hot, Matt.
I don't mind looking at her.
:06:16
I'm just saying you have issues.
:06:17
These are not issues.
:06:18
Do you still think about her
when you jerk off?
:06:20
[Gulp]
:06:21
Anyway, I've got something
that's gonna make it all better.
:06:23
Those two girls
we met in Tahoe...
:06:26
in town for one night
and one night only.
:06:31
Don't say no yet.
No, don't say no. No, no, no.
:06:34
''I want to come. They're hot.
I want pussy.''
:06:37
Oh, yeah!
:06:38
[Music playing]
:06:47
-Ahem. Hi.
-Hi.
:06:49
How are you doing?
:06:50
-Good.
-Good.
:06:52
-You?
-Excellent.
:06:53
[Laughs] Good.
:06:56
Mmm. Waiter?