:37:01
What the fuck is going on?
:37:04
[Wolf whistle]
:37:06
[Clank]
:37:07
MATT.: You guys put up
a web page about me?
:37:09
"CHRIS.: Web page? PIease".
"Be more insuIting, man".
:37:11
This is a complicated
betting pool.
:37:14
[Train honking]
:37:15
You guys can't make this public.
:37:16
This is not something that
I want everyone to know about.
:37:21
It's a little too late, dude.
:37:23
Today's bets. Originally,
the spread favored day 26...
:37:27
but with aII the dating action
"in MattIand these days"...
:37:30
"I'm gonna recommend day 23".
:37:32
[Ka-ching]
:37:33
CHRIS.: Someone just pIaced
"another bet".
:37:34
I had one come in all the way
from Bangladesh.
:37:37
Little Haji
just loves to roll the dice.
:37:40
You guys have advertisers?
:37:42
A friend of mine
started up a business...
:37:46
and I gave him a good price.
:37:48
A porn site!
:37:52
Oh, shit!
:38:01
// "You feII down" //
:38:04
// "Dropped it in water" //
:38:08
Hey! You know where
Erica Sutton is?
:38:10
-Yeah. She's...
-Where?
:38:12
You're that guy.
The abstinence guy.
:38:15
Hey, it's the abstinence guy!
:38:16
[Men laughing]
:38:24
What is this, some kind
of a bet not to sleep with me?
:38:26
No, this isn't a bet.
Let me explain.
:38:28
Don't explain.
You don't have to.
:38:29
I just read about it
over the fucking internet.
:38:33
Erica! Erica, I should have
told you about this.
:38:36
I thought you'd think
I was a freak. I'm sorry.
:38:38
I can't believe the load of
bullshit that you fed to me...
:38:40
about telling the damn truth.
:38:41
I--I did this for myself.
:38:44
I didn't think anybody else
knew about it. I swear to God.
:38:47
Plus, if I told you,
you'd think I was a sex addict.
:38:49
-Are you?
-No!
:38:51
Then what is the point?
:38:52
What is the point
of this whole thing?
:38:54
I just wanted to see
what it would be like...
:38:57
without all the shit
that sex brings to the picture.
:38:59
Oh, so I'm like
some science experiment?