:02:05
There were people who had
a good time in life.
:02:08
I was beginning to realize I wasn't one of them.
:02:11
I just didn't fit.
:02:13
I didn't fit at my old school.
:02:14
I definitely didn't fit at my new one.
:02:18
I heard that some kids
got taught by their parents at home.
:02:21
Mum couldn't do that,
unless I paid her to teach me.
:02:24
Because it was just her and me.
And she went to work.
:02:27
She made £400 a week.
:02:29
Where was I gonna get that kind of money from?
:02:31
Maybe if I was like that movie kid,
Haley Joel Osment...
:02:34
...I could pay her that much.
:02:36
But if that meant being good at drama, forget it.
:02:38
I was crap at drama.
:02:39
'Cause I hated standing up in front of people.
:02:42
So, basically, I had to go to school.
:02:58
The sad fact is that,
like any island dweller...
:03:01
...from time to time I had to visit the mainland.
:03:13
This is Imogene.
You can hold her if you like.
:03:16
That's... Well, okay.
:03:21
Yeah. Got her. Lovely.
:03:26
Yeah, she's delightful, isn't she?
:03:31
I know. Isn't she?
:03:36
To tell the truth,
I'm being crap with her.
:03:38
You better take her back.
:03:42
She could've been yours
if you got your act together.
:03:45
Just think of that, yeah.
:03:48
So, the place is looking really nice.
:03:51
Barney, Barney, Barney.
:03:53
Say hello to Will, Barney.
:03:56
Here we go. It's the Antichrist.
:03:58
Hello, Barney. How are you?