:04:03
-He's lovely.
-Yeah.
:04:05
And what about you, Will?
Any desire for a family of your own yet?
:04:09
I'd rather eat Barney's nappies.
:04:10
Not really. I'm sort of all right as I am.
:04:13
Please, Will.
:04:14
What does that mean? "Please" what?
:04:17
Look at yourself.
:04:18
You're 38 and you've never had a job...
:04:22
...or a relationship
that lasted longer than two months.
:04:25
I wouldn't exactly say you were okay.
:04:26
I mean, I would say you were a disaster.
:04:30
I mean, what is the point of your life?
:04:33
Bloody hell.
:04:34
You're right.
There's probably no point to my life...
:04:37
...but thank you for bringing it up.
:04:40
The reason we wanted you to come here today
was we wanted to ask you...
:04:46
...how would you like to be
Imogene's godfather?
:04:50
Seriously?
Seriously.
:04:53
Listen, I'm really, really touched.
:04:56
But you must be joking.
:04:59
I couldn't possibly think
of a worse godfather for Imogene.
:05:02
You know me.
I'll drop her at her christening.
:05:05
I'll forget her birthdays until her 18th,
when I'll take her out and get her drunk...
:05:09
...and possibly, let's face it,
you know, try and shag her.
:05:15
I mean, seriously, it's a very, very bad choice.
:05:18
We know, I just thought you had hidden depths.
:05:21
No. No. You've always had that wrong.
:05:24
I really am this shallow.
:05:28
Here we are.
:05:31
You know you don't have to walk me
to school anymore now, Mum.
:05:34
I know the way now.
:05:36
But what if I like walking you to school?
:05:44
Right.
:05:46
Who are you?
:05:48
I'm me.
:05:49
And what are you not?
:05:51
A sheep.
:05:52
Right. And what does a sheep go?