:06:04
Marcus?
:06:08
I love you.
:06:11
Look.
:06:13
I love you, too.
:06:22
"I love you, Marcus!"
:06:28
Love you!
:06:30
Look at him!
:06:35
While I couldn't accept the offer...
:06:38
...to become their child's godfather...
:06:40
...I did allow them to set me up with Angie,
a rather beautiful coworker of Christine's.
:06:44
They had, however, being them,
neglected to tell me one thing.
:06:48
There's something you don't know about me.
:06:52
Yeah?
:06:54
Something exciting?
:07:00
I think so, yes.
:07:02
I have a 3-year-old boy.
:07:06
I wanted to throw the napkin on the floor,
push over the table and run.
:07:10
Brilliant. I love kids.
:07:13
Yeah. I like messing about with them.
:07:17
Doing kid things.
:07:19
I'd have been disappointed
if you didn't have a child.
:07:22
Why do you say that?
:07:24
God knows.
:07:26
Mainly because it sounded smooth and winning.
:07:29
Because I love kids so much. They're so lovely.
:07:35
What in God's name are you saying,
you idiot?
:07:39
She can't be buying this rubbish.
:07:44
But she did buy my rubbish.
:07:46
And for the next few weeks
I was suddenly Will the Good Guy.
:07:50
Her kid took to me,
mainly because on our first meeting...
:07:53
...I took him to the zoo
and held him upside down by his ankles.
:07:56
I wish relationships
with proper humans were that easy.
:07:59
You know, you are brilliant.