:18:01
So, what do you do?
:18:04
Me?
:18:06
There were too many lies
to keep track of so I told the truth.
:18:09
-Nothing.
-Well, before then.
:18:13
-What do you mean, before I did nothing?
-Yeah.
:18:16
I did nothing.
:18:18
You've never worked?
:18:21
I've done the odd day here and there, but, no.
:18:27
Crazy, isn't it?
:18:29
It's...
:18:34
Brilliant.
:18:36
My God, I was going to have to tell her.
:18:39
What happened, in fact,
was that my dad wrote a song...
:18:43
...in 1958, and it's quite a famous song...
:18:47
...and I basically live off the royalties of that.
:18:51
You know Michael Jackson?
:18:52
He makes a £1,000,000 a minute.
:18:54
That's £60,000,000 an hour.
:18:56
I don't make a £1,000,000 a minute.
:18:58
-Nothing like, sadly.
-How much then?
:19:00
Marcus!
:19:01
I was beginning to wonder
if we'd be stuck with this weird kid all day.
:19:05
So, what's this song then?
:19:08
If you can live off it, we must've heard of it.
:19:11
It's "Santa's Super Sleigh."
:19:13
God, please don't sing it.
:19:16
"Look who's coming round the bend
It's Santa and his reindeer friends
:19:21
"With a ho, ho, ho and a hey, hey, hey,
It's Santa's super sleigh"
:19:26
I expect people do that all the time.
:19:29
No, I think you two are the first.
:19:31
Sorry. I don't understand.
How does that make you money?
:19:36
Do carol singers have to pay you 10 percent?
:19:38
They should, but you can't
always catch the little bastards.
:19:41
So, how often do you look after him?
Marcus.
:19:44
Every once in a while.
:19:47
His mum's a little off-color sometimes.
:19:49
You call it off-color, I call it nuts.
:19:52
She's not nuts, Marcus.
She just needs a weekend taking it easy.
:19:55
We'll have a nice picnic, and when
you get home, she'll be all rested up.
:19:59
My God! What the hell is that?