:58:04
Mine's Ali. Alistair.
:58:07
And there it was.
:58:08
It wasn't a lie.
It was 100 percent her assumption.
:58:12
Well, 50 percent, at the very least.
:58:17
I was in fantasyland again.
But this time it was different.
:58:21
SPAT was for fun. This was serious.
I acted in self-defense.
:58:34
We arranged to get our lads together.
:58:36
Which means
we arranged for us to get together.
:58:39
Single parents, alone together.
:58:43
Happy New Year!
:58:46
I was in deep trouble.
:58:49
And there was only one person
who could help me out.
:59:02
Shake ya ass, but watch ya self
Shake ya ass, show me what you workin' with
:59:06
Shake ya ass, watch ya self
:59:10
-Show me what you workin' with
-What did you just say to me?
:59:15
You heard me, squitty little shitty
snot-nosed bastard!
:59:18
Sorry.
:59:19
I was singing along to this song by Mystikal.
:59:22
It's a rap.
:59:23
You like rap?
:59:25
A little.
:59:26
It's by black people, mostly.
They're angry most of the time.
:59:29
But sometimes they just want to have sex.
:59:33
You taking a piss?
:59:34
'Cause if you are, you'll get a slap.
:59:36
I'm not taking a piss.
:59:37
I don't even know how to take a piss.
:59:40
-What's your name?
-Marcus.
:59:45
I'm Ellie.
:59:46
Hi, Ellie. Nice to meet you.
:59:48
Not so fast. I'm not ready for physical contact.
Next thing you know, we'll be having sex.
:59:52
And where will that get us?
:59:54
And stop telling strangers to shake their ass.
:59:58
Okay, Ellie. See you!