:18:01
You can't be a goofball.
You can't be an asshole.
:18:03
- I'm not an asshole.
- You know what I mean.
:18:05
No flirting. No bad jokes.
:18:08
Don't laugh how you laugh.
:18:11
I'm not gonna laugh.
I get to have people think I'm you.
:18:15
It's an honor.
:18:20
So I guess I'll bring out
the big guns now.
:18:24
Do you keep in touch with Laroche?
:18:26
I felt I detected an attraction to him
in the subtext. Care to comment?
:18:35
Well, our relationship
was strictly reporter-subject.
:18:38
I mean, certainly an intimacy does
evolve in this kind of relationship.
:18:44
By definition, I was so interested
in everything he had to say.
:18:50
But the relationship ends
when the book ends.
:18:57
- Mendacious deceit.
- What?
:19:00
Nothing.
:19:01
I just have one more question.
:19:06
If you could have dinner with one
historical personage, living or dead...
:19:10
...who would it be?
:19:13
Well, I would have to say...
:19:15
...Einstein.
:19:19
Or Jesus.
:19:22
Very good.
:19:24
Interesting answer.
:19:28
- She's lying.
- What do you mean?
:19:31
- What happened?
- Nothing. She said everything right.
:19:35
- Too right.
- Well, maybe because they're true.
:19:39
Did you embarrass me?
:19:40
People who answer questions
too right are liars.
:19:42
And everybody says Jesus and Einstein.
That's a prepackaged answer.
:19:46
- "Jesus and Einstein"?
- Listen, Charles, I have an idea.
:19:49
You'll need to buy me
a pair of binoculars.
:19:51
What's "Jesus and Einstein"?
:19:55
Come on.
:19:59
Sing with me.