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He wears a filthy, spittle-soaked
rag around his head to quell the pain.

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The back of his trousers are stained
greasy black from an anal leakage...

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...due to dysentery.
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He moans with each tentative step
through the overgrown jungle."

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I'm fucked.
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We open with Laroche. He's funny.
He says, "I love to mutate plants."

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He says, "Mutation is fun."
Okay, we show flowers and... Okay.

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We have to have the court case.
We show Laroche.

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He says, "I was mutated as a baby.
That's why I'm so smart."

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That's funny. Okay, we open
at the beginning of time. No!

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- Laroche is driving into the swamp.
- Crazy white man!

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I don't know how to adapt this.
I should have stuck with my own stuff.

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I don't know why I thought
I could write this.

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See her?
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I fucked her up the ass.
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No. I'm kidding.
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Maybe I can help.
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It's about flowers.
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Okay.
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But it's not only about flowers, right?
You have the crazy plant-nut guy, right?

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He's funny. Right?
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"There's not nearly enough of him
to fill a book."

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So Orlean "digresses in long
passages." Blah, blah, blah.

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"No narrative unites these passages."
New York Times Book Review.

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I can't structure this. It's that
sprawling New Yorker shit.

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Man, I'd fuck her up the ass.
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- Sorry.
- The book has no story. There's no story.

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All right. Make one up.
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I mean, nobody in this town
can make up a crazy story like you.

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- You're the king of that.
- No, I didn't want to do that this time.

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It's someone else's material.
I have a responsibility to Susan...

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Anyway, I wanted to grow as a writer.
I wanted to do something simple.

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Show people how amazing
flowers are.


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