:26:01
I could've stayed home
for this shit.
:26:03
Next up, this week's Florida
state winning lottery numbers.
:26:09
Santa Maria, Santa Maria,
Santa Maria...
:26:13
Hey, baby, you play my ticket?
:26:15
You play my lotto?
:26:16
I played it.
:26:17
Have you seen my Santa Maria?
:26:18
The one with the gold crown?
:26:19
Nah, baby.
:26:20
I almost got killed
just a minute ago.
:26:23
You seen Bucum
anywhere around here?
:26:27
The one that locked me up
fifteen times--
:26:28
the bounty hunter.
:26:29
Big, stocky dude.
:26:30
Where the fuck... got it.
:26:33
Baby, lotto's coming on.
:26:35
I don't care about
no damn lotto.
:26:37
I got chased by
a motherfucking Mexican...
:26:39
and a big white bitch today.
:26:41
Looking like
a project power ranger...
:26:43
chasing me all over this place.
:26:44
What are you talking about,
Reggie?
:26:46
There was some kind
of diamond heist...
:26:47
near the beach today, right?
:26:49
Bucum chasing me.
:26:50
I'm running.
I accidentally hid...
:26:52
in the back of
the damn crooks' van.
:26:54
A diamond heist, Reggie?
:26:55
Then they tried to kill me.
:26:56
So, what happened after that?
How did you escape?
:26:59
How did I escape?
You know how I escaped.
:27:02
I fought my way
up out of there.
:27:03
I hit about five dudes, knocked
about three bitches down.
:27:06
You know I don't play, Gina.
:27:07
Baby, you can't fight.
:27:09
Who can't fight?
I was knockin'.
:27:11
I hit this one dude.
:27:12
He ran up on me.
I was, like, "Mmm!"
:27:14
He hit me in the head twice.
:27:15
And I did. Look. And I grabbed--
:27:17
And then he hit me
one more time.
:27:19
You can't tell me--
:27:20
See, I'm nervous
and paranoid, man.
:27:22
Come here and sit down.
Come here.
:27:23
Come here. Give me some.
:27:26
30.
:27:28
The second number is...
:27:29
I'm nervous as shit, man.
:27:31
47.
:27:32
The third number is...
:27:35
37.
:27:36
The fourth number is 38.
:27:39
The fifth number is 45...
:27:41
and the last number is 15.
:27:44
And remember,
when you play, we all win.