:39:00
What kind of plan calls for us
to be handcuffed to my bed?
:39:04
Listen, baby, we got
to listen to Bucum...
:39:06
or he going to take
my black ass to jail.
:39:09
This shit's got to be illegal.
:39:10
I'm not the fugitive here,
so why am I being held?
:39:14
Because you an accessory.
:39:15
You harboring a fugitive
if I'm your man.
:39:17
They going to take you
to jail for that shit, too.
:39:19
Oh, shit.
:39:20
Reggie, how many times
did I tell you, baby...
:39:22
"Go to court"?
"Baby, please go to court."
:39:25
Come on.
:39:26
You told me a lot.
Exactly.
:39:27
But I'm allergic
to the judicial system...
:39:29
and every time
I see them courtrooms...
:39:31
I break out in hives, baby.
:39:33
You know what I'm saying?
I get to sweatin'--
:39:34
When I watch "Judge Judy"...
:39:35
I get to sweatin'
and scratchin' and shit.
:39:40
Look, baby, I know
these cuffs is fucked up.
:39:42
Look, baby, don't be mad at me.
:39:46
Don't be mad at me.
:39:50
What was that?
:39:52
I don't know.
:39:53
What are we supposed to do?
:39:56
Play dead, baby.
:39:58
-Play dead?
-Play dead.
:40:03
-That shit doesn't work.
-It do work.
:40:05
Baby, that's bullshit.
I'm not--
:40:14
Wow, that's kinky.
:40:17
Hey, Reginald.
:40:19
Roach around the collar
:40:23
Come on, man.
:40:24
Baby, I told you
it wouldn't work.
:40:26
Damn. I thought somebody
beat me to the punch.
:40:28
They did.
:40:31
What took you so fucking long?
:40:33
Can you uncuff us, please?
:40:35
Look in his pocket to see
if my wallet's in there.
:40:39
That's an ugly picture of you.
:40:40
Now you believe me,
though, huh?
:40:42
I believe you about
the wallet thing...
:40:43
but the lotto...
:40:45
you missed me with that shit.
:40:46
That's more money
for me and my girl.
:40:47
Yeah, that's right.
:40:48
Can you uncuff us now, please?
:40:50
I'll think about it.
:40:51
Y'all got a screwdriver
around this motherfucker?
:40:54
I ought to kick
your motherfucking ass.
:40:56
With that big-ass head.
Look at your hairline.
:40:58
You'll never find