:03:01
And I've always wanted
to do this with you...
:03:03
- Hi-yo, Silver. Away!
- I never get tired of that.
:03:08
Do people recognize you
when you're out in public?
:03:11
No. No, not really.
:03:12
Can we get you to expose
yourself today on radio?
:03:16
- Mask off? Reveal your identity?
- For you, Bob, sure.
:03:19
Coming up next, a KNX first. We've
got the Lone Ranger, and he's naked!
:03:24
- Don't tell Tonto.
- No, of course not.
:03:26
First, a word from our sponsor,
Lucky Strike cigarettes.
:03:42
I always wanted
to make an impression.
:03:45
You know the type.
There's one in every class.
:03:48
The cutup. Eddie Cantor once told
me likability is 90% of the battle...
:03:53
... and he was right.
Well, that's me.
:03:57
I'm a likable guy.
:04:03
Bob, sit!
:04:05
Please?
:04:08
I'm emceeing a lunch in an hour.
:04:10
Humor me.
:04:12
- Those the contracts I need to sign?
- Sit!
:04:19
Your ears would've been
burning this morning.
:04:22
I had breakfast with
the boys from CBS.
:04:25
Got something very interesting.
:04:27
This could be what you're looking for.
:04:30
- What?
- A television series!
:04:32
- Goodbye, Lenny.
- Listen to me. Stop running, will you?
:04:36
I thought you were gonna get me
a Jack Lemmon role.
:04:39
A feature. It's a critical time for me.
I need something big.
:04:44
I can be Jack Lemmon.
:04:46
You are Jack Lemmon.
And Jack Benny.
:04:48
- Then get me a role.
- That's what this is!
:04:51
Lemmon and Benny combined.
They want you for the lead.
:04:54
Just promise me
you'll keep an open mind.
:04:57
You ready?
:04:59
lt's set in a German prison camp.