:10:03
I'll have another Tom Collins.
:10:05
Doing a show on the new TV season.
Never pass up one of these junkets.
:10:09
- Well, I'm with you there.
- So this new show...
:10:12
I loved you on Donna Reed,
by the way.
:10:14
It's set in a concentration camp.
A comedy?
:10:17
Prisoner of war camp.
:10:18
Yeah, it's got all your typical comedy
elements: Gestapo, police dogs.
:10:23
So I guess if you
liked World War II...
:10:25
...you're gonna love Hogan's Heroes.
:10:30
- No, let's not...
- Actually, I got what I want.
:10:35
Mel, what...?
I thought you were a fellow entertainer.
:10:38
I'm also a Jew.
:10:41
It's the same thing.
:10:57
Thank you.
:10:58
Are one of those for me?
:11:00
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
:11:04
Bob! Look what I found.
:11:06
- Hiya.
- Hiya.
:11:07
This TV reviewer, he just...
I don't mean to offend anybody.
:11:12
Forget it. Do you see this spread?
:11:14
Yeah, I gotta hand it to CBS.
:11:16
They did it for one reason:
:11:18
The affiliates have seen the pilot.
They love it.
:11:22
- You play Hogan, don't you?
- I sure do. You want an autograph?
:11:26
- I've got autographs.
- Darling, you just stop that.
:11:29
Mr. Crane is a happily married man.
:11:31
You wanted to see my room, right?
lt's right this way.
:11:38
Did you catch the radio show
this morning? Guess who was on.
:11:43
Were you listening?
Johnny Winters.
:11:47
I swear, he's gotta be the funniest
human being ever born.
:11:52
Honey?