:21:01
So I thought I'd pop in
and check it out.
:21:04
It doesn't look like you
have much time to think.
:21:07
You've done the hardest part,
which is to come in.
:21:10
Trust me, my work
is scientific.
:21:15
I want total secrecy.
:21:18
I guarantee it.
:21:22
I gave up on
my personal life.
:21:25
I work 11 hours a day,
Monday to Monday.
:21:29
My only option is to
date a night watchman.
:21:32
My only free time is
between midnight and 6 a.m.
:21:35
I am dating a real prince
of darkness.
:21:39
We only meet late at night,
when everybody else is asleep.
:21:44
-A vampire.
-A married man.
:21:46
He's almost a widower,
his wife is almost dead.
:21:50
She's been on instruments
for six months.
:21:54
Then just pull
the plug.
:21:56
Now you guys
are killing for men?
:21:59
Killing, no, dying, yes.
A friend of mine
:22:04
was almost electrocuted
by her vibrator.
:22:07
How did she have the nerve
to buy it in the first place?
:22:13
And paid for it
in two installments.
:22:17
I think this friend
is right here in front of us.
:22:22
Betty's going to marry
her vibrator.
:22:24
Oh no, please, no songs.
:22:26
At least he won't
brag to his friends
:22:29
or introduce me
as an acquaintance.
:22:33
She's right! How many men
do you know between
:22:37
20 and 40 years old,
successful and single?
:22:46
I've had enough of this subject!
On to lighter stuff.
:22:49
What about the bombing
in the Paris subway?
:22:53
Women will start
to kidnap men, throw bombs,
:22:58
resort to wedding
agencies!