Big Fat Liar
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:04:00
Harry Shepherd's office.
One moment please.

:04:03
[ Tired, SickVoice ]
Hello?. Oh, hello. Miss Caldwell.

:04:08
Yes, it's true.
It was terrifying!

:04:12
I started to see the white light.
:04:16
I was just about to cross over
to the other side,

:04:19
when I heard the voice of an angel calling out,
and when I opened my eyes,

:04:24
I saw my sweet, sweet Jason
standing over me.

:04:27
And I said,
"Back off, Grim Reaper.

:04:30
I ain't done living yet."
:04:33
And with every ounce of gas
I had left in my body,

:04:37
I burped that meatball
right across the room.

:04:41
And I owe it all to my son.
:04:43
I'm sorry, Miss Caldwell.
I should stop talking now.

:04:47
My throat is still very sore.
:04:50
Thank you.
:04:52
- [Door Opens ]
-Jason!

:04:56
I am so sorry!.
:04:59
You just take your time
handing in that assignment.

:05:02
Thank you.
:05:04
Now back to those
creative assignments. You, Trevor. Go.

:05:10
[School Bell Rings ]
:05:13
Oh! J ust who I was looking for.
I need to see you in here.

:05:17
I would love to hang out
and chat with you, Miss "C."

:05:20
But I've got to get home
and take care of my daddy.

:05:23
Oh, really?.
:05:33
How could you lie to us,Jas?
You told me you wrote that paper.

:05:37
I don't know. Unfortunately that essay
counts for 1/3 of Jason's grade.

:05:42
Without it, he's gonna fail the class.
He'll have to repeat the course in summer school.

:05:46
What?. I can't go
to summer school.

:05:49
There must be something
he can do to make this up.

:05:51
I'm teaching English as a second language
at the community college until 6:00.

:05:56
If you can get me the paper by then,
I'll consider counting it.


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