Big Fat Liar
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:10:04
- Back to the set, sir?.
- Yeah. Double-time it, driver.

:10:13
Listen, Whitaker,
I'm noty our sister, I'm not your girlfriend,

:10:17
and I'm not your priest.
[ Clucking]

:10:19
So if you wanna remain my partner,
I've got two words for you.

:10:22
Shut the heck up!
You talkway too much!

:10:26
Can we cut?. Can we--
[ Coughing ]

:10:29
'Cause this ain't working
for me at all.

:10:32
What do you think you're doing?.
Fumigating me in here?.

:10:34
Move!
Moving.

:10:37
Why did you call cut?. I did not
tell you to stop acting, Urkel.

:10:41
Wolf, how many times
have I told you not to call me Urkel?.

:10:45
My name is Jaleel White, okay?.
:10:48
Urkel was a character
I played when I was a child.

:10:52
Okay,Jaleel.
Hey, what's the problem?.

:10:55
Wanna know the problem?.
Yeah.

:10:58
I'm getting nothing
from the chicken,
that's the problem.

:11:00
He sits there with his head slumped over.
I have no idea what my motivation is.

:11:04
Mmm. Okay, you're
a police officer named Fowl.

:11:08
Your new partner is a crime-fighting
chicken named Whitaker.

:11:11
And your motivation is a nice
fat paycheck that's keeping you out...

:11:13
of working the drive-through window at McDonald's.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

:11:18
Watch yourself, Wolf.
Watch yourself.

:11:20
No, you watch yourself, pal.
:11:23
You're just lucky I'm not making you
wear the freaky glasses and suspenders.

:11:27
I swear. I was riding down the street
on Jamie's old bike and some limo hit me.

:11:32
They offered me a ride.
I spilled all my stuff. I must've forgotten the paper.

:11:36
Give us one reason
whywe should believe you.

:11:38
Because it's true!
:11:41
There was some guy in the limo.
Marty something. Maybe he took it.

:11:45
What are our options?.
:11:47
Without the essay,
summer school.

:11:51
Or... summer school.
:11:57
[Man]
Today, students,


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