:12:00
we're going to learn about
the joys of a special friend...
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I like to call Mr. Semicolon.
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[Student Coughing]
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The semicolon was first used...
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in a 1734 letter
to British Parliament...
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by Mr.Jedediah Wilkinson.
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W-I -L...
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I--
[ Snoring ]
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Help... me.
:12:32
Jason, you must've made
at least one friend.
:12:36
Yeah, come to think of it,the kid behind me
who kept flicking boogers at my neck,
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he seemed like
a really nice guy.
:12:44
I shouldn't even be
in that stupid summer school.
:12:46
Ifit makes you feel any better,
my parents are taking an adventure.
:12:50
They're going on a river rafting
trip in the Grand Canyon.
But do I get an adventure?. No.
:12:54
My big adventure is staying
at my Grandma Pearl's
with her toe fungus.
:12:58
Well, you can hang out
at my place.
:13:01
My folks are taking a long
weekend at some health spa
for their anniversary.
:13:05
It'll just be me and Jamie
from Thursday till Sunday.
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[Preview Narrator]
In a time...
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when a little lie...
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can grow bigger...
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and bigger,
:13:22
one man will pay the price.
:13:27
Next summer,
people everywhere...
:13:30
will stop and stare.
:13:35
Marty Wolf Pictures presents...
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Kenny Trooper,
:13:42
the Bi g Fat Liar.
:13:50
[ Kaylee ]
What do you think? Wanna see it?
:13:53
See it?. I thi nk I wrote it.
:13:56
[ Dad]
Not that again,Jason.
I'm telling you!
:13:59
Wait a minute.
This is it.