Big Fat Liar
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:36:03
- Bam! Loved it.
- Yeah, but actually, I think...

:36:06
I liked it better the first time
I saw it... in 1 942,

:36:11
you dinosaur!
:36:13
Vince, meet my new effects whiz,
Lester Golub.
Pleasure to meet--

:36:17
Shh! Lester is going to design
the stunt on his iBook.

:36:21
And your stunt guy's gonna do
whatever the computer tells him to do.

:36:23
I don't need a computer
to show me how to do myjob.

:36:25
Geek boy, ignore FatherTime
over here and get workin'.

:36:28
From the looks of you, I'm sure
that you don't have a social life.

:36:32
So you two will get together tomorrow
to finalize the details. Play nice.

:36:35
I'm offtomorrow.
I'm taking a personal day.

:36:40
I-- What was that?.
:36:42
Personal day?. Wh-What
are you talking about, Vince?.
What's a personal day?.

:36:45
I'm taking my granddaughter
to a birthday party.

:36:48
- Ahh! Oh. May I?.
- Sure.

:36:52
Oh, that is great!
Would you look at that!

:36:55
Clown with the crazy hair!
:36:57
Oh, man!
:37:00
Man, that's fun.
:37:03
See, this is the movie business,
Grandpa! The talkies!

:37:06
You know?. You can take
your personal day in a year
or two when you're dead!

:37:15
[Jason ] Today we learned
we're officially dealing
with the meanest man alive!

:37:20
All right, colored dye.
Check.

:37:22
MegaGlue.
Check.

:37:28
Oh, my God.
:37:30
Grandma Pearl. Bret must be
in a living hell right now.

:37:35
[ Grunting ]
:37:38
How many more, Kaylee?.
:37:41
Fifty.
I gotta get ripped, baby.

:37:44
Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!
Feel no burn!

:37:49
'Cause I'm the best, baby!
I'm the best!

:37:53
You know, Grandma, you should think
about getting into shape yourself.

:37:57
One more, Grandma!
One more, Grandma!


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