Big Fat Liar
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1:03:02
"Ooh, I just threw a baseball
through your window" broken.

1:03:04
Snap him like a twig.
Squeeze him like a bug.

1:03:09
I want you to turn him into mincemeat,
and I don't even know what mincemeat is!

1:03:13
I want him to scream
for his mommy: "Wah, wah!

1:03:17
Mommy, Mommy, Mommy!'
Do you hear me?.

1:03:19
Do you read me?.
'Cause I don't think--

1:03:21
I... think they read you.
Fair enough.

1:03:25
Guys, I just got one thing to say.
1:03:32
It's show time.
It's show time.

1:03:39
From the studio?.
Yes, sir.

1:03:41
Don't I know you?.
Yeah, you do.

1:03:44
I'm Frank Jackson. I was your driver
last year until you fired me.

1:03:47
Fabulous! Oh!
1:03:50
Boy, the acting career
must really be taking off.

1:03:52
Bravo, Brando. Let's get movin'.
I don't wanna be late.

1:03:55
[ Phone Rings ]
Yeah.
Monty, it's me.

1:03:58
Oh, hey, Marty. Did you get
some rest for the big day?.

1:04:01
Ah, are you kidding me?.
I spent half the night with a scrub
brush and a can of turpentine.

1:04:06
But bye-bye, Little Boy Blue,
I am back!

1:04:09
Hey, pedal to the metal,
Ricky Retardo!

1:04:13
Got a movie to shoot.
1:04:16
Uh, I'm sorry, sir. There seems to be
something... wrong with the car.

1:04:19
[ Phone Disconnects ]
1:04:24
[ Sighs ]
1:04:27
I'm gonna fix it.
1:04:31
Hot smoke.
Very hot smoke! Oh.

1:04:37
What the hell is happening?.
Stay right there.

1:04:39
- What?.
- No, Mr. Wolf. Don't come up here.

1:04:42
We have a situation.
The carbide lateral valve...

1:04:46
is connected to the defibrillator,
and it'sjust actin' up.

1:04:49
And the point is, this thing could blow
any second, so you might wanna back up.

1:04:52
Back up, back up.
Okay. What are you saying?.

1:04:55
The engine's fried.
I need a backup car.

1:04:57
Are you kidding me?.
My movie starts shooting in an hour!


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