:05:02
Little did I know that my shot
at a second chance
:05:06
had just arrived in miami
:05:07
onboard Flight 57
from New Orleans.
:05:12
The suitcase
was sandwiched between
:05:15
a quarter-ton of frozen crawfish
:05:16
and a dalmatian that gave birth
to a litter of 1 7
:05:19
over Lake Okeechobee.
:05:21
The dalmatian
made the evening news.
:05:25
The suitcase didn't.
:05:29
[ Spanish accent ]
What is it?
:05:30
It looks like
a garbage disposal.
:05:33
So this is miami, huh?
:05:36
They can keep it.
:05:38
You got that right.
:05:40
Eliot: That's a Remington
30-aught-6 hunting rifle
:05:43
with a Bushnell scope.
:05:45
Charlton Heston takes his
to shoot bighorn elk.
:05:48
Henry Desalvo
and Leonard Ferroni
:05:49
take theirs to shoot anyone,
:05:51
as long as they're paid
25 grand apiece.
:05:59
We play with a guy
that cheats.
:06:01
Eliot: Actually, Henry and
Leonard didn't play golf at all.
:06:04
Will you come on?
We've got an early tee time.
:06:07
Eliot: They were in miami
to kill a man named Arthur Herk,
:06:10
who had stolen money
from his employer.
:06:21
Puggy arrived in miami
:06:22
the same day as the hit men
and the suitcase,
:06:25
but for a much different reason.
:06:30
A week earlier,
at his place in Boston,
:06:33
Puggy read an article
in Martha Stewart's Living
:06:35
that said miami had some
of the finest Cuban restaurants
:06:38
in the entire world.
:06:41
Since Fritos
were his favorite food
:06:43
and corn chips
as close to Cuban cuisine
:06:45
as Puggy had ever eaten,
:06:47
he decided to hop a fishing boat
and check it out.
:06:52
Puggy could not have been
happier.
:06:54
After only 20 minutes in miami,
Puggy was already thinking
:06:58
that this had to be the warmest,
friendliest place on Earth.