:23:00
You have a Geo?
:23:01
A metro, the LDl coupe,
or the hatchback?
:23:04
my biological father
sells them in Tulsa.
:23:07
If the salesman tried to
pitch you on free undercoating,
it's total bullshit.
:23:10
They fall apart
before they rust.
:23:12
60% of the parts are
made from recycled
plastic soda bottles.
:23:16
It's true.
:23:17
Listen, I'm sorry
my husband's such an idiot.
:23:19
He's probably really upset
because someone shot his TV.
:23:21
No, he's an idiot.
:23:23
Do you think someone's
trying to kill him?
:23:25
God, I hope so.
:23:26
What does a guy like Arthur
do for a living?
:23:28
He's an executive
at Penultra Corporation.
:23:30
[ Chuckles ] I did
an article on them once.
:23:32
They built the jail
downtown where the
plumbing doesn't work.
:23:35
I called it
"Crapital Punishment."
:23:37
Eliot Arnold
from The Herald?
:23:39
I used to read your column.
:23:41
You were so funny.
What happened?
:23:43
I lost my sense of humor
in the divorce.
:23:46
How does a guy like Arthur
:23:48
end up
with someone like you?
:23:51
I married him
when Jenny was little.
:23:52
my first husband
left us kind of early,
:23:54
and we had to move to this
crappy little apartment.
:23:57
And I met Arthur.
He was different then.
:23:59
I keep looking up divorce
lawyers in the phone book,
:24:01
but then I think about
that horrible apartment.
:24:03
It's unavailable.
I live there.
:24:10
Can I borrow this?
:24:11
I'm totally into
The Seminal Fluids.
:24:13
Arthur threw mine out
at the carwash.
:24:14
He doesn't think it's music
:24:16
unless somebody's
playing an accordion.
:24:18
I'll drive.
:24:32
I say we blame
the whole evening
:24:34
on rap music
and too much violence
on television.
:24:37
You could yell at me
if it'd make you feel
more dad-like.
:24:39
I don't want
to yell at you.
:24:41
Why don't we talk?
:24:42
You and I --
let's just talk.
:24:44
Come on.
:24:46
Okay. mom wanted me
to remind you
:24:47
that the alimony check
is due monday.
:24:50
See?
:24:51
That wasn't so hard.
:24:52
Look, Matt --
:24:53
Dad, I messed up tonight.
Everybody messes up.
:24:55
You know that
better than anybody.
:24:58
So all I'm saying is
:24:59
I don't think I need
any fatherly advice from you