:28:02
morning, douche bag.
:28:03
Arthur?
:28:04
Jesus. What happened
to your hair?
:28:07
It's a wig, you moron.
Don't act stupid.
:28:09
I know you know
what's going on.
:28:11
Those dickwads upstairs
are trying to have me whacked!
:28:13
Hey, hey, first of all,
those decisions are made
way over my head.
:28:15
And secondly, you stole money
from them, Arthur!
:28:17
What do you expect them
to do?!
:28:19
Look, bitch, you take
that express elevator
upstairs to the top floor,
:28:22
and you tell those
sugar-cane-sucking scumbags
to lay off,
:28:25
or I'm gonna blow the lid
on this whole operation!
:28:28
You're putting me
in a very awkward position.
:28:29
No, no, no.
No, no, no. No. No.
:28:31
An awkward position
is what you're going to be in
:28:33
when the FBl is
shining a proctoscope
up your big, fat ass!
:28:39
I have evidence,
and I'll use it!
:28:43
Eliot:
He didn't have evidence,
:28:45
but he knew
where he could get some.
:28:47
And that made Arthur Herk
a very dangerous man.
:28:49
Arthur may not have been
a genius,
:28:51
but he did know that the bullet
that went through Xena's head
:28:54
was meant for his.
:28:56
Penultra Construction
had arranged for the hit
when they discovered
:28:59
Arthur had been skimming money
from the company.
:29:02
Up until yesterday, Arthur Herk
had been their bagman.
:29:06
Gentlemen...
we have a problem.
:29:09
Can I get personal?
:29:11
Oh, now you're asking?
:29:13
Your daughter
really likes you.
:29:15
Yeah. We have
a pretty good relationship.
:29:17
The divorce, Arthur --
she doesn't throw any
of that in your face?
:29:20
Oh, I told Jenny
a long time ago
that I wasn't perfect.
:29:22
She tried
to accept my mistakes,
:29:24
and I try to accept hers.
:29:26
Sounds simple.
:29:27
Well, I mean,
it wasn't that simple
:29:29
when she came home
with a scorpion tattooed
on her butt.
:29:33
matt hates me.
:29:34
He basically thinks
I'm a loser.
:29:36
He called me a loser,
so I called him a shithead.
:29:39
If we had bad teeth,
we could go on
"Jerry Springer."
:29:43
So, what you're telling me
is that her mom beat you up?
:29:46
Well, she's
in pretty good shape, man.
:29:48
I mean, she could snap you
like a toothpick.
:29:49
Hey.
:29:50
Hi.
:29:51
You --
don't stare at my boobs.
:29:53
So, did they give you points
for the kill?
:29:54
No, they said
it didn't count.
:29:57
Well, I know this won't end
till it ends,
:29:59
so I'd like to get this
over with.