:00:22
There's an oJd saying:
:00:24
"Why buy the cow
when you can get the miJk for free?"
:00:27
It's a fascinating phiJosophicaJ query,
marriage versus sex.
:00:31
And if you're considering the former...
:00:33
...odds are you'JJ hear the saying
from a friend...
:00:35
...who cJaims to be getting
an abundant amount of the Jatter.
:00:41
And incidentaJJy, it's buJJshit.
:00:43
Bullshit. You think this is bullshit.
:00:48
- Yeah.
- Well, it isn't.
:00:50
After five years, I think
I have the right to broach the subject.
:00:53
So you broach and we talk.
:00:55
You don't have to go
and give me an ultimatum.
:00:57
Don't use that word. I hate that word.
:01:01
I'm not too fond of it either,
but what else would you call this?
:01:04
A deadline.
:01:40
So I'm a little indecisive.
:01:42
That doesn't mean you have to hold
a gun to my head.
:01:44
- Sorry.
- Don't be so melodramatic.
:01:46
That's why I'm taking this transfer.
:01:48
I'll be 3,000 miles away.
I can't hold a gun to your head.
:01:51
- Stop saying that!
- Shit.
:01:54
Admit it. You're using this transfer thing
as an ultim... Deadline.