Buying the Cow
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:07:00
You should feel empowered.
It wasn't easy, but it had to be done.

:07:03
What was the alternative, to keep waiting?
:07:05
It's not like the sex gets better
with every passing year. Am I right?

:07:10
I'm sorry that was so quick.
I'm kind of beat.

:07:13
That's okay.
Orgasms are overrated anyway.

:07:15
Hey, South Park is on.
:07:17
You had the courage
to look him in the eye and say:

:07:21
"Buddy boy,
it's time to shit or get off the pot."

:07:23
And marrying me would be the "shit" part
of that colourful analogy?

:07:26
Thanks.
:07:34
I'm sorry, I don't get it. Sarah is hot.
:07:36
Behind every good-Iooking chick is a guy
who's tired of nailing her.

:07:39
- Am I right, Davey?
- No, you're wrong, asshole.

:07:42
So who's missing from your repertoire:
cowgirls, wilder chicks, the Amish, what?

:07:46
It's not like that.
Let's just drop it, all right?

:07:51
- Do you guys believe in "the one"?
- As in one soul mate?

:07:55
The perfect match that completes us,
makes us whole?

:07:57
- Exactly.
- Hell, no.

:07:59
I don't know. But if there's such a thing
and Sarah's it...

:08:02
...then that means it's inevitable.
It's a lock, right? It's like destiny.

:08:06
I guess so.
:08:08
Okay. So, if it's inevitable,
why rush into it?

:08:14
- You're still not telling us everything.
- Of course, I'm not. You're my friends.

:08:18
- It's stupid, it's stupid.
- Come on, help us help you.

:08:21
Please, man.
:08:28
Okay. I'm going to tell you guys
a little story.

:08:32
I have never told anyone this before. Ever.
:08:41
When I was 18 years old...
:08:44
...my family and I were flying home...
:08:47
...from a vacation we took
in the Caribbean. It was a fun time.

:08:52
Very nice beaches. CJub Med.

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