:52:01
She smelled...
:52:03
amazing.
:52:08
Handsome, you're a genius.
:52:11
I'm gonna promise
the kid a hand job.
:52:14
Are you crazy?
:52:15
That's what we're doing, right?
We're selling sex?
:52:18
No, my friends.
:52:20
We're selling romance!
:52:23
What?
:52:24
The kid's only fifteen.
He wants the whole package.
:52:27
He wants to go horseback
riding on the beach.
:52:29
He wants a candlelit dinner.
:52:31
He wants to sip champagne
with her in a hot tub.
:52:34
I would love to sip
champagne in a hot tub.
:52:39
You guys are so very,
very wrong.
:52:43
Just trust me.
:52:44
We didn't even know Allison.
We didn't know her phone number.
:52:47
We didn't know where she lived.
But we knew how to lie.
:52:52
Do you remember...
:52:55
Allison Westbrook?
:52:58
I think about her all the time.
:53:07
She smelled
like a moist flower.
:53:09
Well, then
it's your lucky day...
:53:12
because she is a close
personal friend of mine...
:53:15
and I was just talking
to her a few minutes ago...
:53:18
on the phone, and she said
that she'd be willing...
:53:26
to go horseback riding
with you on the beach...
:53:33
and to have a candlelight
dinner with you...
:53:40
and sit in a tub
and drink champagne.
:53:47
I don't know, man.
:53:49
How about a hand job?
:53:53
Two hand jobs...
:53:59
and a dry hump.