1:01:03
When I was your age and we used
to pile into the phone booth...
1:01:08
I was always at the bottom
of the pile.
1:01:20
Yep.
1:01:22
To the myth
of the permanent record.
1:01:25
I'll drink to that.
1:01:27
Mr. Victor, this is Horny.
1:01:30
My brother and l
are very interested...
1:01:32
in collecting
what is rightfully ours.
1:01:35
If you do not make good
on your offer...
1:01:38
we will have no choice
but to--
1:01:45
to continue calling.
1:01:49
As we got closer to graduation,
the only thing...
1:01:52
that mattered anymore
was getting into college.
1:01:58
You see, the thick envelope
means you're in...
1:02:00
and the thin envelope means
you are screwed.
1:02:10
Now, the best part
about getting into college...
1:02:12
is that there's no reason
to behave anymore.
1:02:15
Most teachers just accept it,
look the other way...
1:02:17
but Herman...
Herman was different.
1:02:20
You kids are so naive.
1:02:23
What you don't realize is that
your college acceptances...
1:02:28
are contingent upon your final
high school transcript.
1:02:33
Don't screw with me...
1:02:36
because this grade book
can keep you out of college.
1:02:41
I hate that grade book.
1:02:43
That grade book is a Shapiro.
1:02:47
You can't say that.
The grade book is a thing.
1:02:51
Yeah, but it has Shapiro power.
1:02:56
Yes, it does.