:50:05
	That was me.
:50:10
	You know all my life, 
l wanted to have my own act.
:50:14
	But, no...
:50:16
	Always no, they always turned me down.
:50:18
	One big world-ful of no.
:50:24
	And then Amos came along.
:50:27
	Save sweet Amos.
:50:32
	He'll never say no.
:50:38
	l've never done this before.
:50:40
	But you know, it's such a special night. 
And you are such a great audience!
:50:47
	And l really feel like 
l can talk to you, you know?
:50:53
	So forget what you read in the papers. 
And forget what you heard on the radio.
:50:58
	Because... 
because l'm gonna tell you the truth.
:51:03
	Not that the truth really matters.
:51:07
	But l'm gonna tell you anyway.
:51:11
	ln the apartment, Amos was... zero.
:51:19
	l mean,when he made love to me,it goes like... 
was he fixing a operator or something.
:51:25
	l love you, honey...
:51:30
	Anyway, l start to fool around.
:51:35
	And l start screwing around.
:51:37
	Which is fooling around without dinner.
:51:42
	Then l met Fred Casely.
:51:45
	He said he could get me into a bought film.
:51:48
	But that didn't quite 
work out like l planned.
:51:52
	l guess it didn't really work out to Fred either.
:51:56
	So l gave up the whole idea.
:51:58
	lf you can't figure out for all of these,