:26:00
Ed spent two years as a military
adviser down in Colombia.
:26:04
He can help you.
:26:09
I see youre doing homework.
:26:11
Well, if I dont do it,
it seems no one else will.
:26:16
Youd have to be freaking cracked
to go there.
:26:19
You cant even land in Colombia...
:26:22
...without a State Department stamp
on your passport.
:26:25
You can bet you were
on their restricted list...
:26:29
...five minutes after that bombing.
:26:32
Oh, yeah. Well, Panama.
:26:35
Back door into Colombia.
You have been doing some homework.
:26:43
Lets say you managed to get into
the country without getting killed...
:26:49
...youd need a pass to get
into the guerrilla zone.
:26:52
Theyre sure not going
to give you one.
:26:56
Well, lets say I got one.
:26:59
It would take them about two seconds
to realize youre not Juan Valdez.
:27:05
And theyd shove your head
up your ass...
:27:09
...and bowl you off a cliff.
:27:11
Are you going to help me or not?
:27:14
Tell me your plan.
:27:17
Ill cross the border
through the Darién Gap.
:27:20
I understand the jungle
is hard to patrol.
:27:23
I can make it to Valencia
in one day.
:27:27
Then its 200 miles
to the guerrilla zone.
:27:31
I can pay someone
to drive me to Mompós.
:27:34
I dont think so. Approach the wrong
person, youre a dead man.
:27:39
Next to drugs, kidnapping gringos
is the most profitable business.
:27:44
Get on a bus as fast as you can.
:27:49
-Mompós?
-Sí.
:27:56
If you make it to the bus,
youre doing all right.