Confessions of a Dangerous Mind
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My big cock.
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[ Laughter ]
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[ Light applause ]
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[ Laughs ]
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BACHELORETTE:
Bachelor number one...

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what nationality are you?
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BACHELOR NUMBER ONE:
Um... my daddy is Welsh...

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my mama's Hungarian...
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so I guess
that makes me well-hung.

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[ Laughter ]
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Bachelor number two...
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I play the trombone.
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If I blew you,
what would you sound like?

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BACHELOR NUMBER TWO:
What would I sound like?

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[ Laughs ]
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All right. Ooh.
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Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh.
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Ooh. Ooh.
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Ooh. Ooh. Ooh.
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Ooh.
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That's nice. Don't stop. Oh.
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[ Imitates trombone ]
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Blow it, baby.
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[ Imitates trombone
playing shakily ]

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[ Shoes squeak ]
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CHUCK: Heh heh.
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Chuck, quite frankly,
these episodes are unairable.

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CHUCK: Look, Larry,
the show's spontaneous.

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It's unscripted.
That's its charm.

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I can't help what people say.
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HANK: Be that as it may,
we can't have black men...

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getting blow jobs
on national television!

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The point is not
that he's black, Hank.

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HANK: Well, I know that.
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GOLDBERG: Chuck, that's it.
We can't air this stuff.

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If you can't retain
your spontaneity on the show...

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without this lewd conduct,
it's over.

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It's finished.
You're history.

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Now, fix this fucking thing,
or we got a problem.

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Hi, folks.
Before we begin taping today...

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I'd like to introduce you
to Mr. Peter Jenks...

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of the Federal
Communications Commission.


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