:37:02
or both!
:37:06
Anyone...
:37:09
making a sick subversive
remark tonight...
:37:13
will be arrested immediately.
:37:15
I, then,
will personally escort...
:37:17
the offender
to federal prison...
:37:18
for booking
under edict number 364...
:37:21
of the Broadcasting Act
of 1963.
:37:25
And it's a long drive
to that prison, baby.
:37:29
Just you and me.
:37:32
No witnesses!
:37:52
CHUCK:
OK, have fun, everybody.
:37:54
All right.
:37:55
They gave everybody jackets
with their names on them...
:37:58
and when we got number one
ratings on Saturday nights...
:38:01
everybody got a gold plaque.
:38:03
And so, he was a good boss...
:38:06
and obviously
had the common touch...
:38:08
because he really knew
what people wanted to watch.
:38:11
BARRIS: We aired
and became a big hit.
:38:14
A phenomenon, really.
:38:16
CHUCK: Hey, baby.
:38:19
[ Sighs ]
I got a story to tell you.
:38:21
- Asshole.
- I know, I know.
:38:23
Uhh. I got
a little story for you.
:38:26
LORETTA: I'm busy.
We're in the middle...
:38:27
of a bachelorette crisis
out there.
:38:28
CHUCK: Sit down, relax.
:38:30
Take a load off.
Make yourself at home.
:38:33
I just got a call
from the network.
:38:34
- You want a drink?
- You got any weed?
:38:36
CHUCK: I wish. No, no weed.
:38:39
Then I'll have a drink.
:38:40
[ Chuck sighs ]
:38:41
LORETTA: Bad news?
:38:42
"The Tammy Grimes Show" is being
pulled from Saturday night.
:38:45
- Oh, not Tammy.
- Ha ha ha ha.
:38:48
They want me to put
a prime-time version...
:38:50
of "The Dating Game"
on in its place.
:38:54
- That's fucking great.
- Yeah, it's great...
:38:56
but they say the day-time version
is not hot enough.
:38:58
They want me to make it
more exciting for night-time.
:38:59
I got 48 hours.