:40:00
I know you don't need to,
but you like to.
:40:03
Bullshit.
:40:05
Think of it as a hobby,
something you do to relax.
:40:08
You can be
an assassination enthusiast,
:40:11
a murder bug.
:40:12
I got important things
to think about here.
:40:14
I don't have time
to fuck around with you.
:40:15
This is serious work
we're talking about, Chuck,
:40:17
serious work.
:40:19
How about I help you out
with your little show...
:40:22
you help me out
with my little operation?
:40:24
Tit for tat.
That's the kind of guy I am.
:40:25
Oh, yeah.
You're a piece of work.
:40:28
I've seen this "Dating Game"
of yours, Chuck...
:40:29
and I do have a thought.
:40:31
What, now you're
a big television producer?
:40:34
JIM: I'm John Q. Public
when it comes to TV...
:40:36
and that should make my opinion
of value to you.
:40:39
CHUCK: All right,
let's hear it, then.
:40:43
JIM: What do you have?
Some couple gets sent...
:40:45
to some second-rate
shit-can restaurant...
:40:47
setting you back 50 bucks?
:40:49
That's not
too exciting a prize...
:40:51
for us vicarious living boobs
out in TV land.
:40:53
- What's your point?
- Up the stakes, Chuck.
:40:56
Send them
to some exotic locale--
:40:58
Europe, Southeast Asia,
for example.
:41:03
The network's not going
to let me send...
:41:04
two unmarried kids
on vacation together.
:41:06
JIM: Send them with a chaperone.
:41:11
CHUCK: That's--
:41:17
That's not half bad.
:41:18
JIM: I'm telling you.
:41:20
Sometimes you could be
the chaperone.
:41:23
Say we have a job
for you in Austria.
:41:25
You, a successful
television producer...
:41:28
chaperones a young couple.
:41:30
While there, you take care
of some company business.
:41:32
It's a perfect cover.
:41:34
TV producer by day,
CIA operative at night.
:41:37
I got money, Jim.
:41:38
I don't have to kill people
for money anymore.
:41:41
Chuck, when I said
you fit the profile...
:41:43
very little of that meant
you needed the money.
:41:46
You liked it with Renda.
I saw it in your eyes.
:41:50
You liked it,
but you botched it.
:41:55
You could be
a great warrior, Chuck.
:41:57
BACHELORETTE:
Bachelor number three...
:41:59
if we were fixed up
on a date...