:50:01
JIM: Chuck,
this is Simon Oliver.
:50:03
Everything go OK?
You don't look too good.
:50:06
Mr.Barris, do not ever again
jeopardize one of my missions...
:50:09
by having a game show contestant
standing around as a witness.
:50:12
- Is that understood?
- You're welcome, pal.
:50:14
Do I make myself clear?
:50:15
Fuck you.
They're my contestants.
:50:17
You are a bloody amateur.
:50:19
- You're a faggot.
- Chuck.
:50:21
OLIVER: Tell me, Mr.Barris.
:50:23
Are you in possession
of my microfilm?
:50:25
- Yeah, I got it.
- Let's have it, then.
:50:27
It's up my ass, Oliver.
Why don't you get it?
:50:30
What is this shit?
:50:31
I deserve a little appreciation
for my efforts here, Jim.
:50:35
SIMON: What do you think
Patricia Watson was?
:50:43
Prick.
:50:46
EUBANKS: Really? OK.
:50:47
He said he dated none of them.
That's right.
:50:49
[ Applause ]
:50:53
- Sandra?
- Um, six of them.
:50:57
LORETTA: Well,
if it isn't the hit man.
:51:00
- What?
- The hit man.
:51:03
ALL: Surprise!
:51:06
[ Cheering ]
:51:08
ABC's going to pick up
"The Newlywed Game"!
:51:10
Day-time and prime-time!
:51:11
You're kidding me!
Oh, my God!
:51:12
That's sensational.
You mean it? Fantastic!
:51:16
Whoo!
:51:17
EUBANKS: OK, here's the last
of our five-point questions.
:51:20
Girls, tell me where,
specifically...
:51:22
is the weirdest place
that you personally, girls...
:51:26
have ever gotten the urge
to make whoopee.
:51:30
The weirdest place, Olga?
:51:34
OLGA: Um...
:51:35
[ Audience laughs ]
:51:39
EUBANKS: Yes, Olga?
:51:42
In the ass?
:51:44
[ Audience laughs ]
:51:46
No, no, no. No, the--
:51:48
HUSBAND: It's still there.
:51:50
EUBANKS: No, no.
What I'm talking about...
:51:51
is the weirdest location,
the weirdest place. Yeah.
:51:55
OLGA: I don't know.
:51:57
[ Audience laughing ]