Confessions of a Dangerous Mind
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1:03:07
I don't know what was worse...
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that I was duped by
that fat fucking bachelor...

1:03:14
or that it took seven of us
to replace him.

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[ Goat bleating ]
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You're still in one piece?
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CHUCK:
Where the fuck you been?

1:03:29
Did you have a nice flight?
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Fuck you! Where you been?
I got one contact, Jim...

1:03:33
and it's you, and if you
disappear, I got no one.

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You understand?
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[ Loud music ]
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I tip my hat
to the new constitution

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Take a bow
for a new revolution

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Smile and grin at the change
all around me

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Pick up my guitar
and play

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Just like yesterday
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Then I get on my knees
and pray

1:04:01
We don't get fooled
again

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No, no
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If I had a hammer
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I'd a-hammer in the morning
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I'd a-hammer
in the evening

1:04:17
- She's good, huh?
- She's very good. Very good.

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That's great.
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That's fine.
Thank you so much.

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But I can sing the whole song.
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That was wonderful. Great.
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That was enough.
That was fine.

1:04:28
All right.
Bring in the next thing.

1:04:31
Christ, there's gotta be
somebody in America...

1:04:34
with some talent. Hi!
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FEMALE EXECUTIVE: Now.
I saw her in a little club.

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You're gonna love her.
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[ Playing guitar ]
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[ Singing atonally ]
If I had a hammer

1:04:49
I'd hammer
in the morning

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I'd hammer in the evening
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All over this land
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I'd hammer out danger

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