:04:02
A performer of character and honor.
Most importantly--
:04:06
Squeaky-fucking-clean!
:04:10
Squeaky clean, sir.
:04:12
-Buggy Ding Dong?
-Heroin mule.
:04:14
-Square Dance Danny?
-Wife beater.
:04:16
-Princess Poppy?
-Don't bust my balls.
:04:20
-Skippy Black and the Trolls?
-Deported. And the Trolls....
:04:24
Who gives a shit? This is impossible.
I want to strangle Rainbow Randolph.
:04:29
Squeeze his neck
until his eyes pop out!
:04:32
Before fantasizing, let's save my ass.
:04:36
Sorry, Frank.
:04:37
Sheldon Mopes?
:04:39
Have we sunk to that level already?
Smoochy? What a sap!
:04:43
Sap's just the pill we need.
Get your feet off.
:04:46
He's a guy in a suit.
A foamy. Fabric stuffer.
:04:49
They all are. Marginal talents,
off-Broadway runoff--
:04:54
Last I heard, he's playing
hospitals and nursing homes.
:04:58
-He's bottom rung.
-This is the guy!
:05:01
We can do better than Mopes.
He brings nothing to the table.
:05:05
Except ethics. Never a whiff of
controversy. He's a harmless cornball.
:05:10
-Don't make me.
-A bottle of syrup with legs!
:05:13
-Frank!
-Get me Smoochy!
:05:22
-Hello.
-Hi. This is Nora Wells--
:05:25
Just kidding. It's a machine.
Leave a message or catch an appearance.
:05:30
I'm opening the children's wing
at the library.
:05:33
Or catch me at the
methadone clinic.
:05:36
Remember,
you can't change the world...
:05:39
-...but you can make a dent.
-You bet.
:05:56
Thanks a lot, fellas. Ladies, yeah.
:05:59
Looking at the faces, I think it's
time to wrap things up.