Death to Smoochy
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:18:01
Let me have a Five Crown.
:18:05
-Hey.
-Smoochy the Rhino.

:18:08
That's me.
:18:09
I'm a big fan.
:18:12
That's the first time anybody
recognized me out of the suit.

:18:16
Burke Bennett.
Kid-show talent agent.

:18:19
-Nice to meet you.
-Nice to meet you.

:18:22
Network goons are like that.
Stokes tried to screw him...

:18:25
...out of merchandising points.
Claimed he had a warehouse full...

:18:29
...of Dicky Dolls that weren't moving.
We're friends for years.

:18:33
I say to him, "Show me the warehouse."
:18:36
I walk out of there
with a check for 100 grand...

:18:40
...Stokes is sitting
with his thumb up his ass.

:18:43
That's a great story, but the thing is,
with me, I don't care about that stuff.

:18:49
I don't care about Smoochy dolls,
chocolate, floor wax.

:18:53
I care about getting
creative input on my own show.

:18:57
You know, this rhino
came from my womb. Okay?

:19:01
I birthed him. I nursed him.
:19:03
Damn it, I ought to be
the one who raises him.

:19:06
It's all about the dough.
Once you get money, you get power.

:19:10
Once you get power, you can have
Smoochy walk out...

:19:14
...with a dildo strapped to his head.
:19:17
I haven't thought of that idea.
I do see where you're going with this.

:19:22
When you wanna talk,
I'll cut the strings.

:19:25
I'll open the magic door for you.
:19:33
Well, how do you like that?
:19:37
I laid the groundwork.
He's a bank with a horn.

:19:40
You'll make more with him than
20 Randolphs.

:19:44
Important to the Parade of Hope.
:19:46
It's in the bag.
We might have to massage him.

:19:49
Don't make me
lose my smile, Burkey-Boy.

:19:58
A special batch of cookies
for a very special rhino.


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