Death to Smoochy
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:26:01
Anyhoo, this is my new agent,
Burke Bennett.

:26:05
He has experience facilitating
in these situations.

:26:09
I think he'll help us through
this moment together.

:26:12
Here's Burke!
:26:15
Thank you, Sheldon.
:26:17
Frank, you see this guy?
Take a good look.

:26:20
Because this guy saved your ass.
:26:23
Without him, you'd be
sitting in Kaplan's...

:26:25
...sucking club soda
through a paper straw...

:26:28
...while your table at 21 was occupied
by the new Marion Frank Stokes...

:26:33
...and his twat du jour.
:26:35
-Excuse me.
-No excuse for you.

:26:37
We've always made arrangements.
Why the fireworks?

:26:40
I'm holding the gunpowder.
I represent the man who created...

:26:45
...owns and controls
every inch of Smoochy the Rhino.

:26:48
You seem to forget...
:26:50
...we found this guy, dug up
his corpse, handed him a show...

:26:54
...when he couldn't sell his face.
:26:56
No, a lot of people
went out for that clinic gig.

:27:00
-They hired me....
-Let me untangle this web.

:27:03
I don't care if his last job
was juggling apples...

:27:06
...for Pygmies in the Congo.
:27:08
This man fits the bill
and you need him.

:27:12
He'll get what he deserves.
:27:15
And what would that be, exactly?
:27:18
To the star and new executive producer
of The Smoochy Show.

:27:22
I'm still in shock.
:27:25
Run me through this again.
I have complete creative control.

:27:30
Veto power over merchandising.
Corporate penthouse.

:27:33
Cushy.
:27:35
I must be dreaming.
:27:37
Think of it as the high life.
Get used to it.

:27:41
You'll be pissing on $100 bills just
to see the look on Franklin's face.

:27:46
I couldn't. I have too much respect
for what he accomplished.

:27:52
Yeah, he's a good man.
:27:55
-What's this?
-Keep it down.

:27:57
-What did you do, you snake?
-A graduation present.


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