:37:01
Congratulations on your ice show.
:37:04
-Sellout!
-What are you talking about?
:37:06
About you, and how you're a phony
like all the rest.
:37:10
"I'm Smoochy. I don't care about money.
:37:13
It's about a good show
without bells and whistles."
:37:17
You look good
with your foot stuck in your mouth.
:37:20
Jam it in there nice and tight.
:37:23
What happened to your
precious integrity?
:37:26
Or is that just part
of your dog-and-pony show?
:37:36
I never agreed to a show!
:37:38
Do you realize the shekels
we can take in?
:37:41
These things represent
everything I'm against.
:37:45
Mindless spectacles whose purpose
is peddling overpriced sugar water...
:37:50
...and cheap plastic toys
that splinter...
:37:53
...and get lodged in some kid's septum.
:37:55
-Where's our dignity?
-I know you got an ethics fetish.
:37:59
You can't change the world, buddy.
:38:02
But you can make a dent.
:38:04
No one has ever refused an ice show.
:38:07
Until now. Smoochy doesn't sell out.
That's it!
:38:10
You should be proud to have a client
who can say that.
:38:14
Yeah, I'm doing backflips.
:38:39
Wasn't that fun, in an
awkward sort of way?
:38:45
It sure was!
:38:48
Did I do good? I did good, right?
:38:51
-You did great, buddy.
-I'm gonna go get drunk now.
:38:55
Okay, be careful.
:38:57
-Hey, lady.
-Hey, nice job.
:38:59
Casting mental patients.
I like that.