:41:01
This is unacceptable!
I'm calling the authorities!
:41:04
Don't. Rat on them and you'll
be lucky to find your toenails.
:41:09
They're the roughest charity.
:41:11
You haven't been listening!
:41:13
I was threatened by an organization
that's supposed to help children.
:41:18
-What kind of world is this?
-The real one.
:41:21
My advice? Consider the ice show
and stay healthy.
:41:26
Well, how do you like that?
:41:30
-Hi.
-What did I do now?
:41:32
Can I come in?
:41:34
Sure.
:41:36
-Everything okay?
-I'm drunk.
:41:39
Not that I want
to make you feel bad...
:41:42
...but with alcohol, you're
consuming empty calories.
:41:45
I came here to apologize.
:41:47
-Really?
-Yes.
:41:49
And on these rare occasions
when I feel the need to apologize...
:41:53
...it helps if I'm shitfaced.
:41:57
-I'm supposed to feel honored?
-I may have been harsh the other day.
:42:01
A little out of line.
:42:03
Don't worry. Last week you called me
a pasty-faced, no-talent hack.
:42:08
-You're not doing the ice show?
-No. Now I know what they're about.
:42:13
-Why didn't you tell me?
-I don't want to spoil all your fun.
:42:17
You get such a sparkly glow when you
berate me in front of everyone else.
:42:22
I may have become
a bit hardened over the years.
:42:26
I bet.
:42:27
Sincerity is an easy disguise.
It's hard to know who's on the level.
:42:33
That's true.
:42:35
I've been learning a lot
about that myself lately.
:42:40
"Sometimes light is really dark.
Sometimes crows can sing like larks."
:42:44
"Sometimes winter feels like spring.
Don't think you know everything."
:42:49
-Rickets the Hippo?
-You remember him?
:42:51
When I was a kid, he was
the one face I could trust.
:42:55
He was my inspiration
to work in kids TV.
:42:58
Me too! I took an anger management
class in college...