Death to Smoochy
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:52:03
Hell of a world.
:52:21
What do you want?
:52:23
Can you spare 60 seconds
for a smiley old face from your past?

:52:29
Hello, kitten.
:52:33
Here's the good news.
:52:35
You and Frank are in a bind.
:52:37
I'd be happy to end my sabbatical
and come back.

:52:41
I could start Monday. No meat.
When did you become a vegetarian?

:52:45
Call costumes and props and tell them
that the old R-man is back.

:52:50
Ready to start whistling tunes
for the kids.

:52:53
Whose toes you gotta suck
to get a drink?

:52:56
You got three seconds
to pry your ass off my couch.

:53:00
You need someone for that slot
and I'm here to reclaim what's mine.

:53:05
In case you forgot, you're a criminal
and a scumbag.

:53:08
Have you forgotten what we once had?
:53:12
That was a long time ago.
I was young and stupid.

:53:15
And limber. Why we broke up,
I'll never know.

:53:18
You were an asshole,
and I didn't love you.

:53:21
We could have worked through that.
:53:24
Goddamn it, Nora!
The public is clamoring for me.

:53:28
I'm a patriot compared to Mopes.
He's a Nazi and gay.

:53:32
He was checking me out in the car.
:53:37
-What's that mean?
-What?

:53:39
He was checking you out in what car?
:53:42
No, I'm just saying
it's a vibe, you know?

:53:45
Kind of a homosexual Nazi vibe.
Something that emanates from the TV.

:53:49
What's with the costume?
Big erect horn.

:53:52
You're talking fast.
:53:54
What do you mean? I'm not.
I still love you, Nora.

:53:58
Were you at that rally?

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